Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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