My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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