it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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