We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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