its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
the gays at disneyland are vicious
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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