i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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