I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Just pee around me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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