just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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