Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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