Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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