I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My liver just broke up with me...
he puts the penis in happiness.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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