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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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