he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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