Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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