The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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