Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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