YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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