that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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