Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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