guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
