so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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