Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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