WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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