Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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