I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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