in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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