brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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