I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Bring me that man meat
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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