After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I want to be your penis for a week.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help