WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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