what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.