So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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