I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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