Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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