it wasn't lemon gatorade
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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