just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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