a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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