She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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