Your mouth is God's brothel.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
