Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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