what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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