David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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