NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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