i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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