Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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