Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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