I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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