I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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