i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i out mim tonsoeep
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