You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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