She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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