Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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