I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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