i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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