Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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