Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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