That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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